| | Michael likes:
- Kelsey Grammer, Larry David and Woody Allen.
- The name Clover.
- Aberforth Dumbledore.
- The colors: Grey and blue.
- The City of God
- Relaxation
Michael dislikes:
- The name Jacob, and it's concomitant Jake.
- People who masticate gum and food loudly.
- Family Guy
- Chelsea Handler.
- The colors: Orange and pink.
- Crash
- Tension
- Rudy Guiliani and Mitt Romney.
Michael: That was pointless.
Me: Only a little bit.
[Five minutes later] The following is meant to be wholly satirical, and may contain spoilers.
Me: So Ron and Hermione spent all that time in that tent alone, when Harry was on watch, and never had sex?
Michael: Apparently not.
Me: I think cock-blocking and not-putting-out are the dark arts.
Michael: That does not make sense. Meanwhile, we should have skipped the list and went straight to this.
Me: Anyway, Bellatrix Lestrange was totally having sex with Voldemort.
Michael: Yeah, when it ended Voldemort would point his wand at her stomach and say Abortio.
Me: For good measure.
Michael: The last thing Voldemort needed was to pay child support.
Me: And obviously, he liked it doggie style. I'm not being obscene that just his modus operandi.
Michael: Yeah, she'd be really permissive in bed, she's that Eva Braun type.
Me: Interesting fact, McGonagall dated Tom Riddle aka Voldemort. They were only separated by one year in school.
Michael: I don't know what to say. I guess McGonagall was a prude in school just hugged her boyfriend, rarely kissed him. A nonamative relationship.
Me: That's so sad about Lily Evans and Severus Snape.
Michael: She was a total cocktease.
Me: You know I heard she gave him handjobs to keep him content and string him along.
Michael: Shocking. If more of these witches put out the wizarding world would be a happier place. |
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