| | Me: I was watching Jackie Chan on television the other day and I thought to myself he's speaking English inarticulately. And then I thought, he could be like the Chinese Ben Stein and I would never know because I don't speak Chinese.
Michael: Unless someone who fluently speaks Chinese and English said to you, "You know Jackie Chan is like the Chinese Ben Stein."
Me: Well wouldn't they say Ben Stein is like the American Song Yingxing.
Michael: Hmm.
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Michael: One of Kelsey Grammer's daughters has just been crowned Miss Teen Malibu and the other is starring in the ABC college dramedy Greek. I think that's salient. When I heard about the latter daughter I thought I wouldn't mind being Kelsey Grammer's son-in-law. His daughter is attractive and all but it's Frasier: he's my dream father-in-law.
Me: ...hmm.
Michael: Not that I put a lot of thought into it...You know, I think marriage is generally absurd and immiserates those who engage in it but it's...
Me: Kelsey Grammer.
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Michael: I'm reading Crime and Punishment but I had to stop to read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Me: You could of finished Crime and Punishment first.
Michael: Yeah, but I don't think anyone going to yell out the ending to Crime and Punishment in public area. And if they did, I don't think it would ruin the experience.
Me: You'd think not.
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